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Things I learned from online dating, pt. 3

Something in my online profile calls out to men who are willing to write things like this and MEAN them:

“I’m a gentle breeze and a fierce storm at the same time. For my ideal woman I’ ll be the fluffy kitten and a wild vamp like panther.”

I double checked the profile to make sure there are no Thundercat references, but it does mention I’m a Leo.  If that was his inspiration, I’m scared to think where his poetic license and horse references would have taken him if I were a Sagittarius.

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Things I learned from online dating, pt. 1

Men are far more likely to mention their danglybits in an online profile than women are to mention their ladybits.  Note to men:  If I am interested in your danglybits, I will judge them on their own merits, in my own time, and don’t need a preview before I’ve even met you.

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